Dead Giveaway

She had intended to scissor out all superfluity but there was an explosion of rancid irony. A spurt of loquacity gushed forth, rendering her assailable. The only redeeming feature perhaps was, that she was not present in person, or her humiliation would have been "total". Her face would have then been vulnerable to scrutiny - it could have threatened to divulge everything, sometimes unintentionally and more often, comically.